Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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