Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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