The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
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All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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