i cant cry in cvs. not again.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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