Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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