Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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