i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
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Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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