Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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