yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
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I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
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We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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