I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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