Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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