Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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