u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
