16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
So much Jack, so little girl.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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