yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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