im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Randomize