Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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