it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
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Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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