He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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