What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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