I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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