This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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