Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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