he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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