yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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