I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Fuck appropriateness.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
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So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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