Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
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i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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