This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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