it hurts more in the daytime
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
he just fucked me for my cheese.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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