YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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