Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
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Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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