I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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