i think i have two assholes
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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