Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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