Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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