She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
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My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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