i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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