Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
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I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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