Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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