let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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