Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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