For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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