what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
My bed smells like the plague
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
