Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
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Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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