At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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