I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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