Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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