Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
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How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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