This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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