You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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