your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Randomize
