She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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