So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
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Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
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That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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