Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
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Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
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turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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