this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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