Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
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Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
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So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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